The stories this man tells me of his bad habits as a husband not only astound me but I can't stop laughing at them.
An example of is nuttiness below:
Picture the scene, just before Christmas 2010. MC, in his infinite wisdom decides to take all the new clothes his wife has still with tags on out of their wardrobe, wraps them up and puts them under the tree. Good joke you say. No, they are the ONLY presents he was for his wife. He hasn't had time to actually buy any for her.
She sees that he has bought her loads of presents so she goes out, makes a huge effort and buys him tonnes of pressies and sticks them under the tree.
Now, the honest man/hubby would fess up and say he was playing a joke on her but seeing she has made so much effort, he would go and buys some lovely presents.
No. Not MC. He carries on with the joke right up to the day when they are opening their presents in front of each other. She opens one, thinks he knows her well as he bought something exactly like something she has already. He opens all of his happy as Larry and loving them. She opens another and susses the joke is up. Angry and severely pissed off, he is marched to the shops on Boxing Day to buy her some proper gifts, no sale items.
He doesn't. He goes out on the piss with his mates.
This man is too funny. How does he get away with it? There are many more stories like this!
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